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I am Gnome Leone!
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Hi there.
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I like cats.
Well, that may be an understatement, of the gross kind.
I like them very much.
A lot.
Okay, more than a lot, and for many a reason.
They fluffle! They fliffle! They Falafel! They fickle!
They oh-so-so-cuddly and make me feel bubbly!
With just a lil' bit of luv, they make my happy meter fire up!
Just a little giggle and your funny bone is tickled!
When I smell a cat nearby, I am \fIde\fP-\fRlight\fP-\fIed!\fP
A kitty petting a day gets me goin' always!
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This guy smells good.
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Like flintstones gummies.
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He gets it from his mother's mother.
Her mother worked in the factory where they make them, and she was
involved in an accident!
She hopped into a cooled vat of ooey gooey flintstone gummy goodi juice.
It was delicious, and it calmed her.
It also permanently left her smelling of ooey gooey flintstone gummy goodi juice.
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This is a good resting place.
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The stars smell cold.
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The stool is for books.
The books got taken away, but Charles chose to stay, so he and I talk at the end of the day.